Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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