that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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