All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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