Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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