I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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