apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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