What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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