God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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