Do vagina's smell?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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