Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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