11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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