Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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