As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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