if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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