Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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