I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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