Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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