She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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