i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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