I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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