your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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