so explain again why im purple
no
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
this hospital has no fireball
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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