? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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