You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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