you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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