Already got asked if we're dating
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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