Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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