I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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