I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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