yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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