"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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