so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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