i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
