Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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