He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
