I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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