Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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