i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Little spoons don't ask big questions
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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