ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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