Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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