Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
