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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Everclear isn't food dammit
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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