Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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