Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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