"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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