So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have post one night stand depression
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