butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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