Me too!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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