So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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