There is no way he is gay with that hair.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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