Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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