i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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