: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can Purell be used as lube?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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