Christians are straight up FREAKS
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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