I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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