Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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